Gujarati's Hilarious Habit that make you laugh
True and unmistakable characteristics of a true Gujarati:
- Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is 'Kaka'.
- Gujju never go to Office, they go to Hoffis.
- The first rule of money - never use your own.
- "Su nava juni" is their version of 'wassup'?
- Be it 7am in the morning or past midnite, gathiyas are always welcome.
- They keep an "ELARAM" to wake up in the morning.
- No party is over without a round of GARBA.
- They call all types of noodles "Maggi"!
- When someone asks about a person, Gujju says GENTLEMAN MANAS chhey.
- They have a PhD in bargaining by birth.
- They can speak any language of the world in Gujarati.
- Gujju don't have feelings, they have FILLINGS.
- Jai Shri Krishna = Hello and Good Bye.
- All their conversations begin with kem chhe, maja ma ne, and end with: "Koyi saaru investment batavo ne..."
- Gujju shout their guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear them better that way.
- Swimming is not for them - They call it 'chhab-chhabia'.
- Electricity never goes - only Light does.
- Gujju don't call people, they COAL them.
- Sensex interests more than anything.
- Chhas is their Beer.
- They are everywhere, all over the globe - deal with it.
- Gujju go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES for refreshments.
- Mount Abu is their Switzerland.
- If a Gujju starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it "Chhas with Chhagan".
- A true Gujju looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese, chaat and Undhiyu at the cousin's wedding.
- At least of the contacts in the phone book end with the word BHAI.
- Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice.
- Being Gujju - just eat more yaar, 'shu farak pade chhe?'
- Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything - from Fashion style to Nation's progress.
- Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home - Apduj chhe.
- They will spend 0 rupees for a rupee free gift, free ma malle, etle maja aavi jai.
- They eat homemade theplas with chhundo and athanu on business class flight.
- Gujju can do Garba on any song in the world.
- Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears for them.
- After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, Gujju makes sure they ask for extra puri and then a discount.
- Order soup 1 by 2, you get more quantity - be smart.
- If it is beeg (big), edible and free, go on dude, eat it.
- Mumbai + Gujarat + London + Amerika = Whole world. Nothing else exists for them.
- Everyone is invited to a Gujju home for lunch, and fed like you have come from the groom's side.
- If all of a sudden you hear a dhoom machale ringtone or a loud scream or a loud chit chat amongst a group, immediately assume that you are amidst Gujjus.
- Hindi humko 'jara bhi nahi faata hai'.
- Age or your parents will always refer to you as their 'baby' or 'babo'.
- KEDBURY is the generic name for chocolate.
- Gujju take the constitution very seriously, everyone is called Bhai and Ben.
- If you do not go for Navratri, you didn't exist.
- All own Reliance collectively.
- Dandiya is their Prom.
- You pack according to a 5N/6D holiday when going for a one day picnic.
- Time spent at a party - Dancing (minutes) Chitchat (minutes) Dinner ( minutes)
- Gujju get tired after walk of minutes and play dandia for 5 hours.
- A true Gujju will definitely forward this...