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Elephant

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an "E”. One boy says, “Elephant." Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a "T". The same boy says, “Two elephants.' The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”. The boy shouts from the other side of the wail: "Maybe an elephant!"

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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patent's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling. by his feet.

The doctor asked patent number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend. but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1. "If he’s your friend. You should get him down from there before he hurts himself".

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"